YAAAAAYYYY CHRISTMAAAASSS
I kicked some serious arse at Monopoly today. SERIOUS ARSE. I started by buying all the stations, then I had Mayfair so I paid my mum £1000 for Park Lane. Everyone was so poor because of landing on stations that by the time they had the misfortune to land on Mayfair with its lovely little hotel, they were doomed. Har har. In an (or maybe more than one) alternate reality, I am an evil property mogul who loves nothing except the figures on her bank statement. In this reality, I love purple too much, and real £50 notes are not purple, which is a serious failing of money, and causes it to drop several points in the priority list.
I am online as my parents decided to watch Shit, Actually on TV. I think I might go read some more or go play Christmas songs on my keyboard now.
Devious Comments
WHY CAN'T EVERY DAY BE LIKE THAT.
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
`Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
`Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
`Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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